Instead of going outside to play, I decided to clean up my house today.
I took the vacuum and to my couch I went, What a lot of time there I spent!
What to my wondering eyes should appear, Was no miniature sleigh, but three bottlecaps from beer
A treasure trove of things that belong to my kids Such as seven different markers without any lids.
A miniature conditioner and shampoo, A DS Game, a Leapster game, a rawhide chew.
Black and white polka dotted underwear, Three socks, none of them a matching pair.
Barrettes and rubber bands, a brush for the cat A blue colored pencil, a red lego hat
Seven Lite Brite pegs, a crayon, some sand A lego Luigi who had just one hand
A spoon, a coupon, five pens,some rocks Cheerios, a lip balm, green bristle blocks
A washrag, granola, kleenex times four, Puzzle pieces, stickers, beads beads galore!
Magnets, a penny, a notebook, a race car, My what a lot of things there are!
This is the crap that I found in my couch, The only thing that rhymes is slouch.