You’re running out of time. You actually HAVE money and want to buy Christmas gifts (or you think the gifts on my last post suck). What the heck are you going to give that special someone in your life? You don’t want to wait until the last minute just to run to the gas station and steal toilet seat covers or pick up a couple of cans of soda! Never fear, because I have spent countless hours scouring the internet, trying to find you the very best Christmas ideas. These are actual things, because you can’t make this stuff up! I even included links to make it THAT MUCH EASIER TO BUY THIS STUFF!!!! Check it out:
Yodeling Pickle-I feel that my house is just not complete without one of these, don’t you?
Hand Soap-Well it is for your hands. And you could hand it to whomever you are told to give a hand to. The possibilities here are endless…
Inflatable Twister-An inflatable version? Hmmmm… could be fun.
Moose Poop Earrings-Believe it or not, you can also get them with rhinestones in them.
Fundies-Because underwear for one isn’t enough?
Cat unicorn horn-Yeah, that’s the one thing that cats want is to be a unicorn. The cat looks so amused…
Pickle Soap-I guess if you like yodeling pickles…
Beer Belt-I don’t drink beer, but I know people who would appreciate this. A lot.
Pee and Poo-Yeah you saw that right. They can have many adventures together.
Toast bandages-For that special person who tends to get injured, and who likes to wear toast.
Don’t worry, if you didn’t find the perfect gift there are many more resources out there to help you. These bloggers have made their own lists.
Someone have a little one or needs ideas for baby or Mommy to be Christmas gifts? Here is a comprehensive list from Scary Mommy. I regret that I cannot give anyone a placenta bag this year. Unforgettable Baby Gifts From Etsy
Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva does not disappoint. Her third annual list includes among other things, bacon soda and beard hats. Because what else would you wear while drinking a bacon soda? 3rd Annual Horrible Gifts for the Holidays
Luci at My Life As Lucille knows what you don’t need. But I think the wine bra could come in useful. It could go with the beer apron. Useless Crap No One Will Know You Want or Need
Keep this in mind, if nothing works out, I’m sure you can give out LINTIES!
Linties! Get them while the dryer’s warm!
The Sadder But Wiser Girl 
oh I had a good chuckle at these ideas! would love to have the guts to buy one for someone and see their reaction! xx
The cat unicorn horn would provide a lot of entertainment.
sure would! x
Literally lol’ed at the two person undies and the cat unicorn! What is *wrong* with people?! 😀 I do like the hand soap, though. That would be stupidly fun to give to someone.
Beer belt and inflatable twister, sign me up for one each
Yes, I actually clicked on the unicorn horn for cats. We have a cat. Iris wants a unicorn. It really couldn’t be more perfect!
Why yes, it IS perfect! I am so glad that someone is actually getting something out of it. I wanted to find things that made me LOL, because I thought we all could use a good laugh or two this week! 😀
You are a nut. But you know that. Thanks for the laugh. 🙂
That was the whole point of the post! I figured we all could use it!
I loved your linty the first time I saw him and I love him still. By far the best gift on this list.
Someday I’ll make them and make my first dollar.
As much as I like toast and hurt myself all the time, I don’t think I would wear toast bandages.
Though I have probably gone back and looked at them five times, intrigued and giggling every single time.
I like toast. What movie is that from?
I don’t know, but I think I might want to see it. I know that I heard a song by Heywood Banks called “Toast” that makes me laugh so much.
Oh my gosh, how did you find this stuff?!?! I can’t decide what to get Hubby now – the Fundies or the beer belt. Hmmm, what to do, what to do . . .
Most were stuff I found doing searches for other things and just filed them away for future reference. This was a super easy post to write because of it!