Disclaimer: This post may contain the following words-boob, poop, naked, zombie. Discontinue reading if these offend you. Hey, ever notice that boob is poop upside down?
Monday The ADD Kitchen Chapter 3: Why Duff Goldman Will Never Hire Me I reminisce about boob cakes, and display batman cake fails and sort of wins.
Tuesday Printer Purgatory I resist the urge to kick the crap out of my printer.
Wednesday Zoinks! Kids Cartoon Fears and the Container Mystery My kids are afraid of Scooby Doo, and my tupperware is MIA.
Thursday Cats and Dogs, Disliking Each Other In My Home Since 2012 If it were seriously my cat vs my dog, I’m pretty sure the cat would win.
Friday January Secret Subject Swap: Like Mother Like Daughter, Except When We’re Not The second time I’ve participated in the Secret Subject Swap! How my Mom and I are alike, and how I wish I could be more like her.
Saturday Reblog: Have Fun Storming the Castle! I explore the other affliction in our household besides the recessive gene.
Other Good things this week (besides my posts):
The boob cake may be famous. I’m not holding my breath, but it may be featured in Craft Fail’s book. It’s ok if it’s not, but I thought it was cool that they would even consider it. As I looked at more pictures of it, I about died laughing at how funny it looks…
And check out Craft Fail sometime. I love it. They even quoted me on it and stuff. They also have a Twitter page.
I had a job interview. A group job interview. No it’s not as fun as it sounds. They pretty much took anyone who got on their website. Do I have a chance? Maybe. My advice to anyone who does one is to NOT go right home and google how the company is to work for. DO NOT DO THIS!
I finally got to work on my personal website. Don’t everyone get all excited, it’s still a long way from being done, but it’s called Serendipitous Sarah and is supposed to help promote my writing. Maybe even *gasp* help me land a paid writing job someday. I’ll let y’all know when it’s “live” or whatever you kids are calling it these days…
AND I’m finally on the mend. At least I think I am. Unless this is disease’s sucky way of tricking me. Now my husband has it.
Best post of the week by a blogger way more famous than me:
Hey kids, don’t stick your tongue in there, m’kay? The Bearded Iris. I think I broke something laughing. If you don’t have a “licker” in the house, you may not find this funny.
Odd things of the week:
I’m not sure if I’m flattered or just plain weirded out that Ore Ida follows me on Twitter…
I’ve got escort services commenting on my blog. I’m used to the sex spam, but really? Thank goodness for Askimet.
Weird and Disturbing Search Engine Terms this week:
Beautiful girls pooping-yes we all poop, even the beautiful people-do you really wanna see that?
Missing my zombie-I miss my zombie too when he’s missing. I’m referring to my husband who doesn’t sleep much, what are you referring to?
The family water bra-How exactly is this a family bra? Does the family all fit in it? Or do they take turns wearing it?
“Jill Taylor” Ironman-???????
Snowmen Doing Yoga-I kind of want to see that too
So afraid I wet my knickers-People still wear knickers?
Purses with cats on them-In them, perhaps, but not on.
Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant-How the holy heck did this find my blog? Inquiring minds want to know.
Big furry girl-Mmm-hmmm. I DID skip a day shaving my legs this week.
Naked Grandpa-I could almost understand it if this picture was used in one of my blog posts:
For the record, I don’t know where this photo originally came from. But if you follow DeBie Hive on Facebook, you can see truly funny stuff like this all the freakin time! OK, a lot of the time. I love this lady-check her out! https://www.facebook.com/debie.hive http://debiehive.blogspot.com/
That’s all I’ve got. I’m posting and moving on. I have a webpage to work on.
I love finding weird search terms too! Good luck with your new website!
If nothing else the search terms are a great giggle! 😀
Hahaha! I love the “boob” cake and the Friends bit is hilarious too! 😉
Found you through the hop and am your newest follower,
Yay for new followers! I’m getting on later to check out some of the other blogs on the hop! 😀 Glad you liked the boob cake! I guess I could go into business cooking for bachelor parties, huh?
I’m sort of afraid to post my search terms. It will just bring MORE of the weird by explaining what they were looking for.
I LOVE that picture too, and wish I knew where it came from. I imagine that’s exactly what The Manchild and I will be like when we’re old. Him wandering around in his skivvies, while I make him take pictures of me with “my pretties”, except that instead of a nice table setting, I’ll probably be wearing a cowgirl outfit standing next to a stuffed moose with taxidermy squirrels riding on it’s back…
HA HA! I don’t even want to think about what I’ll be like when I get old. 38 1/2 is bad enough!
I can’t wait. I plan to get a seeing eye monkey and sexually harass 20-something year old boys. It’s going to be expensive, but TOTALLY worth it.
So you have big plans, good for you! ;-D
Hey girl – I nominated you for an award! The Very Inspiring Blogger Award! Check it out if you can!
Will do! The last award I got nominated for I let slide and can’t even remember what it was! HA HA! Thank you dear!
Congrats on your new website “Serendipitous Sarah”! wish you best luck 🙂
That was terrific! I love it that a summary just made me laugh like that!
OMG, I’m DYING over here! Naked Grandpa is awesome, but I think Girl You Make Me Wanna Get Your Pregnant is the best! Thanks for the laugh!!!!!
You’re welcome! It’s definitely the best week ever in great search terms, that’s for sure. I had to share that hilariousness!