Did I mention my cat tries to catch flies?
Have you ever thought about what people might think if they saw what goes on behind-the-scenes at your house? Do you ever wonder what it would be like to catch a glimpse of someone else’s daily life? Here’s your chance. Today 14 bloggers are inviting you into their homes to be a fly on the wall.
Buzz around, see what you think, then click on the links below the post for a peek into some other homes:
I actually have TWO children. I have my son, The Professor, who is chatty if you want to know all about the latest superheroes and scientific theories. Here and there he has a good one. However the one who says the classic stuff in our house is The Princess. I decided to make this month all about her, though if you ask her, it’s ALWAYS about her!
The Princess: “Is Doody home yet?”
Me: “You mean Daddy?”
The Princess: “No, Doody is Spanish for Daddy.”
Princess: “Mommy, how can you be older than Daddy when he’s taller?”
Later on, she’s still trying to figure it out: “I know Daddy is taller because his chair is bigger than the couch!”
Princess: “Daddy, your shoes are the perfect size for killing bugs!”
Me, looking at the snow falling outside: “Get out the four wheel drive!”
The Princess, frowning: “But Mommy, all cars have four wheels!”
What else do you do with the death star but make a death star bra?
The kids are settling in to the easy chair with Daddy, one kid on each side of him. Princess: “I’m sitting on the LOVE side!”
Evil Genius: “What side is your brother sitting on?”
Princess: “The NOT love side.”
The Princess: “Mommy, I am a big ball of wax, all ready to be made into a crayon.”
The Princess appears with her magic wand. “Hold still Mommy, I need to change you into a good mommy.”
Me, a little hurt: “Oh, aren’t I a good mommy?”The Princess: “This will make you a good mommy ALL the time.”
Evil Genius: “What are you doing in the kitchen?”
Princess: “Puttin maggots on the fridgerator.”
(They were magnets, apparently the ‘n’ is not important to her)
I hear The Princess talking to the Professor just out of my line of sight by the can box.
“I just drink what’s left out of them and then put them in there,” I hear her say.
Me: “WHOA! Who’s drinking what out of WHAT?”
The Princess: “Um… I’m drinking the water.”
I still can’t see her. “What water?” I ask.
“The water out of the lady cans.”she replies
“Huh?”
She comes into my line of sight with one of my Diet Sunkist Lemonade cans in her hand.
“I drink what’s left out of these.” she says sheepishly.
I roll my eyes, “Stay away from Daddy’s cans.” This is because the only cans he has are beer cans.
“OH NO. Those are man cans. I only drink out of LADY cans.”
She’s always on, that’s for sure.
The Princess would like to thank you for reading this month’s Fly on the Wall. Now she commands you to go visit all the other blogs that are also participating. Failure to do so means OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! I’d do it if I were you…
http://hypnoticbard.blogspot.com/
http://stacysewsandschools.wordpress.com/
http://www.justalittlenutty.com/
http://sanitywaitingtohappen.blogspot.com
http://menopausalmother.blogspot.com/
http://ibddaddyandme.blogspot.com
http://whencrazymeetsexhaustion.wordpress.com/
http://specialedarmywife.blogspot.com/
ROFL!! She is tooooooooo CUTE!!!!! LOVE it!!!
She cracks us up. Her brother is funny too, just in a more scientific way. He is, after all, the resident Sheldon Cooper here at our house.
She’s adorable! My 3 year old was standing here while I was reading it and kept calling her Hehe, thinking she was her Sissy. She seems like a hilarious little girl!
She is… when she’s behaving. 😉 I had quite a day getting her to get out of the house yesterday. She just wasn’t having it. Not so funny then! 😀
My son does the same thing with Death Stars.
I think it’s a Little Mermaid thing with her. You know, the sea shell thing. 😀
Ha, ha ha, you’ve got quite a firecracker on your hands. She’s so funny. Maggots on the refrigerator, that would have rocketed me out of my chair!
I thought it went well with the whole Fly on the Wall thing, get it, maggots? HA HA!
If that “good mommy all the time” spell works, my kids are going to want to know about that.
So far I’m saying it probably isn’t working. I’ve been online all morning. But I let her watch tv, which to her is probably being a good mommy. We’ll see what changes when I insist she goes outside in the fresh air later!
Sheldon Cooper + the Princess + the cat picture = perfection.
She is so cute!!!!!!!!!
Lady cans? I looooooove this!
Oh man she is too adorable! And the death star bra – priceless. ❤
ohmygosh Doody….please tell me that he calls him that in a Spanish accent…please. LOL
No but wouldn’t that be funny if she did? HA HA! Now I’ve got Antonio Banderas in my head saying “Doody”. Too bad you’re not in my head, it’s pretty funny.
She’s just too cute!!
haha love it. She is a beauty and funny like her mama.
Awwww… *blush* Thanks!
So darling and I lode the bra!
Everyone who is anyone should have their own Death Star bra. It has its own defense system, you know.
Adorable. I think we may have the same Spanish teacher. Watch out for those maggots!
What a cutie! My daughter is 32 years old, and we’re STILL using phrases she coined as a little girl. Love the cat/blind picture, too.
Where can I order one of those Death Star bras? I need all the help I can get to hold up these puppies! You are too funny my sista from another mista! Love you XOXO
You know this could be a money maker… hey I found my career. Death Star bras-Kid tested, Vader Approved!
Haha, so cute!
I laughed and laughed about the lady cans!!
Isn’t that just too funny! That actually happened the day before that was supposed to post-I’m glad it did or it wouldn’t have been nearly as entertaining! I bet Carolyn will have lots and lots to say once she gets older!
So cute~ I love that her “doody’s” shoes are the perfect size for killing bugs! I hadn’t gotten a chance to read the Fly on the Wall posts this go around. Thank you for the reminder 🙂
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Lanaya
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She’s a constant source of entertainment. She’s going to be some sort of director when she grows up because she is always telling all of us what to do!
she is funny and cute too lol 🙂 Visiting today from Raising IMperfection.
I laughed out loud at the Death Star bra! LOL! Oh my goodness, what a character!
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