This week was busy. I finished a two month long term sub job, got to see what my husband REALLY does at work (besides ignoring my texts), and sent my daughter to kindergarten roundup. I also concluded that I’m never going to afford to be able to self host my own blog after doing some sort of careful research. I looked up two things and then begged for advice from my fellow Bloppy Bloggers. I received some input from the fabulous Julie from Julie Deneen 2.0 and Fabulous Blogging, two sites that you really should visit. That’s thorough, right? Anyone want to donate money?
This is what Evil Genius wishes he could do at work right now…
Oh, I also wrote some posts. Remember I said I was going to not do as much? Yeah that didn’t happen, at least this week!
Monday From Preschool to Kindergarten Cop: What I Got Out of Subbing Yes, teachers learn things too!
Tuesday I guest posted an oldie but a good over at Go Cheap or Go Home, because mamas help other tired mamas out.
Wednesday Never Judge A Mom By Where She Tries To Read Her Book I received my coveted copy of “Please Just Let Me Pee Alone” in the mail. I may have to move to Alaska to be able to read it all.
Thursday Theme Thursday: Dear Self At Sixteen, Get A Life! I wrote a letter to my 16 year old self. I don’t think she’s going to listen to me. When you’re done reading, click on the link and go read other people’s letters to their selves. Interesting schtuff, not to mention some fabulous big hair.
Friday Princess Constipation and the Case of the Petrified Poop Apparently I have poor judgement in selecting subject matter for my posts. Folks, you should be used to it by now, after all my most famous posts have to do with pee…
Best and Most Disturbing Search Engine Terms of the Week (Strange Ways That People Find My Blog)
Chad Knaus house for sale Why am I not surprised? At least he’s not naked in this one (because there are pervs looking for naked pictures of him). And Knaus and house rhyme! How about that?
Star Wars characters eating Look who’s coming for dinner! Which made me think of this…
Is this not the dinner they were looking for?
(Careful if you watch the link with kids nearby, Han Solo and Boba Fett gesture “obscenely” at each other…) Star Wars Robot Chicken “Dinner With Vader” [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cuebj4kVOy4%5D
Next Week
Save for a couple of important appointments, it’s back to life as usual for this blogging lady. I’ve got lots of ideas and did lots of writing, we’ll see what comes out of my little head. I promise there will be no petrified poop this week! I’ll also be popping up all over the internets in the weeks to come, returning some favors from my week of fabulous guest bloggers as well as getting a couple of posts up (hopefully) over at The Epistolarians.
Oh yes, and Happy Easter to those who celebrate! Happy Weekend!
I don’t think that’s where they come from…
The Sadder But Wiser Girl 
That photo is so disturbing. Thanks for the plug and you know where I live if you want to spruce this baby up without moving your whole blog! 🙂
We’ll talk… I DO! 😉
I am not a reader whatsoever, I seriously read that book in two hours, I didn’t even stop for potty breaks- which is probably a bad idea when you are pregnant AND laughing. Tell the kids to try and make pancakes from scratch with a lamp heating the skillet and lock yourself somewhere and read it, I promise you will have no mom guilt over it either…
Ok! I will!
So far I’m about a third of a way into it. I pretty much peed myself over the vasectomy story from Bad Parenting Moments! Funny stuff!
You can figure out something awesome to do with your blog even if you can’t self host. We will figure it out!
If you want to spruce it up, just post more photos of you from the 80s!
HA HA! We can call it “Confessions of a Formerly Big Haired Girl”.
Sounds like a plan, although I don’t want it to be “former.” I want it to be “current.”
Yes! And a fabulous guest poster you were!! Thanks so much for my day off!!
You’re welcome, anytime dear!
I don’t know how you do it all. The poop story wasn’t a hit? What’s wrong with people? The title alone was a true gem!!
Hope your upcoming week is spectacular and that you have a wonderful Easter!
I am so immune to the stuff, it doesn’t bother me because of 13 some years of working with kids, I’ve seen everything. I don’t think that other people will be totally grossed out! HA HA!
Thanks for doing the research for me on self hosting. That’s a negative. Haha
I’ll do better next time, I promise.
I meant a negative on self hosting- not your research! 🙂
HA HA! I figured you were just being sarcastic!
Julie, can definitely help you self-hosting or not. So fear not on that!! And a very Happy Easter to you, too!! 🙂
Hope you’re having a great weekend! I didn’t get to read about the petrified poop, but now I’m interested…
It’s good stuff…