From: The Management
CC: Mother Nature, Winter, Summer, Autumn
I would like to take some time to discuss your job performance beginning May 1st, 2013.
I woke up this morning, May 2nd, to this:
Last year at this time your performance was much better. As a matter of fact, you exceeded expectations. You were superior in almost every way. Here are two examples of things that we were doing last year at this time.
Your performance the last couple of days is simply unacceptable and fails to meet the minimum standards that we strive for. After much consideration, I’m putting you on probation for the remainder of your contract. If you fail to meet expectations, I have no choice but to let you go.
So if I were you, I’d get to work…
Now that I’ve got you all worried about what poor Spring’s fate will be, hop on over to Theme Thursday at Something Clever 2.0 and see what’s going on over there this week. I am not participating today, but there are some other great bloggers who are! Now I’m going to hide under my blankets all day as the snow shows no signs of letting up…