If I were stuck on a desert island I would like to have… several very important items.
First off, thanks for the advance notice. I am so psyched to be able to go to a desert island! This is because although it is May 3rd, it looks like this here in Iowa:
So if I go to the desert island, do I have to bring the kids? I assume that if I didn’t, I would get rescued more quickly because I would get hunted down so that they can be handed off to me. So I guess they can come too. Can they have their own island? Just wondering.
I would need a refrigerator. It could be some Swiss Family Robinson type deal, it wouldn’t have to be fancy. I would need some place to keep my Diet Sunkist Lemonade and my Sutter Home White Zinfandel cold. I only drink vino on the weekends, but since I’ll be on a desert island I might just forget to bring a watch or a calendar, so I’d have no idea what day it actually was. Oh darn…
I’d have to have sunscreen. I’m very pale and freckled and use sunscreen pretty religiously because I’m scared of burning and cancer. I had better make sure I have my big gardening hat.
I’d probably need to have my laptop, because who wouldn’t like regular blogging updates from a desert island? Or I’d at least like to have my phone, so I could keep the world informed of what I do via Twitter. Important stuff, like this:
Made fire. I feel all neanderthal woman right now. #fire
These leaves really taste like butt. Oh dammit…
I believe I would also have to figure out how to power all of this stuff too, huh? I suppose I can also bring a solar powered generator along… or I suppose I’d have to bring Evil Genius with me so he can figure all of that stuff out for me!
So there you have it. Desert island here I come!
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