My husband is working 60 plus hour weeks (I wish I was exaggerating) and it’s THAT time of the summer where I really need to rent my children out for a couple hours a day. I’m not sure it would be a good deal for the person on the receiving end unless it’s someone looking for some entertainment and don’t need to get anything else done but pay attention to two adorable children…
Despite all of this, I actually managed to do write some stuff this week…
Monday The Canine-Feline Paradigm: Who Ate My Poop? We had this great idea to get a kitten…
Tuesday Twisted Mixtape Tuesday Bathtub Time Machine 2Fer: 90s Music + Funny I’m that good that I can do two things at the same time!
Wednesday Wordless Wednesday: In Memory of the Tree Poor, poor tree… At least we have good memories!
Thursday Beware She Who Writes With Flaming Laptop Things are HOT at my house and I’m not talking about the weather.
Friday I’m Not Going to BlogHer (And I Feel Fine) Ever not get to do something and wonder what the heck it would be like? I let my imagination get a little out of control about this year’s BlogHer conference and the results were all kind of crazy.
I was surprised at how many people AREN’T going to BlogHer. While I think it would be cool to go, I think I’m going to enjoy the alternative created by my friend Jenn. Come over to Twitter next Friday night at 9 pm EST to attend Home Con 2013. Use the hashtag #HomeCon13 and be sure to follow Jenn at @SmthingClvr and me at @sadderbutwiser!
The Truth Behind the SPF Myth Robyn Welling Hollow Tree Ventures Sunscreen myths, debunked in hilarious fashion.
Move Over Kitty: Chickens are the New Black Suzanne Lucas Times Squared One of the best things about cohosting a humor blog hop is that you get to find all kinds of new blogs to read. This is both good and bad in that I wish I could get paid to read blogs! This was my favorite this week.
101 Excuses For Not Going to BlogHer 2013 Terrye Toombs The Adventures of a Misplaced Alaskan This was too funny! Just in case you didn’t see why other people aren’t going to BlogHer…
Red Green or Pepto Bismol Melissa Vigil Motherhood is an Art And… I was a winner! I entered my friend Melissa’s giveway celebrating her One Year Blogiversary. Read about yummy food AND her daughter’s unique selection process
Mom Times Four And one more thing. I meant to mention this last week-one of my favorite people is back! If you like cute illustrations and short funny family stories, check out her blog. Tell her I sent you!
Best and Most Disturbing Search Terms
Kind of a slow week for interesting search terms. Come on, I can only make fun of people looking for nakedness and pants peeing so much… There were two or three this week but that’s about it!
bats eating chocolate Because who doesn’t love chocolate?
poopy black Friday toilets Ummmmmm… I’m not cleaning them!
what does a girl mean when she says where’s waldo? Is that kind of like “Where’s the Beef?”
I also got spam simply entitled “Buy Xanax” and another spam telling me I’m the worst writer ever. Interesting… So I need to relax and stop writing?
Monday: Ever look at the back of boxes and bottles of stuff that you buy? Ever wonder 1) Who answers those toll free numbers and 2) What conversations might ensue when these numbers are called.
Tuesday: 90s Ear Worms and Eye Worms. Pray that I don’t include hours of Beavis and Butthead laughing… I’m not cohosting the Humor Me Blog Hop this week but I will be there with my colorful flags trying to draw attention, because I’m so cool like that!
Wednesday: I will be guesting over at my friend Roshni’s blog, Indian American Mom
Thursday: Theme Thursday is Infinite Wishes. I’m totally rubbing my hands together in anticipation of this one. I can’t not write a post about that one!
Friday: It’s a big day! Fly on the Wall July 2013: The Knee Licker Edition goes live at 10 am EST! And of course, Home Con 2013 starts on Twitter at 9 pm EST. Details above…
I hope you have a good weekend, a great week next week, and hopefully I won’t go crazy before Friday!