Guess Who’s Coming For Dinner: Conversations With Geeklings

shieldI never understood what the big deal was about… being normal.

From time to time, we have conversations in our household that seem perfectly normal to me, but that’s because I live here.

Later on as I think about it, not so much.

We’re nerds.  Geeks.  We don’t tend to like things that the normal person would enjoy.  We’re not normal.  And really, that’s perfectly okay.  I wouldn’t want it any other way.

This week with the anticipated opening of the latest Marvel movie which I am attending on opening night (Squeeeeee!), the conversations have been centered around superheroes.

Remember, we don’t get out much.

It started with Evil Genius disagreeing with my choice of serving utensil.  The ladle was in the dirty dishes, so I grabbed a great big serving spoon for our soup.  He protested loudly.

“Steve Rogers wouldn’t disagree with my choice of serving utensil!” I shouted after him.

(For the layperson, Steve Rogers is the secret identity of Captain America.)

Captain_America_I_Understand_That_ReferenceThen I totally uninvited him to the movie.  Too bad I don’t really have any say in that.

It went downhill from there.  By Thursday we were knee deep in superhero references.  We were talking about the new movie, and pretty much every other superhero movie ever made.  This somehow led to this question:

If we were to have superheroes over for dinner, who should we invite?

(This is REALLY important stuff in our house, by the way.)

The Professor right away shouts:  “The Flash!  Supper would be ready really fast because he’d cook it.”

(Food that is done quickly is very important to him).

So not only are we inviting them over, they’re cooking for us too?

The Princess:  “I’d like Wonder Woman to come over.  She’s a girl.”

(Poor Black Widow, she’s obviously a threat. No soup for her.)

Me:  “Well obviously Captain America is the right choice.  He would have EXCELLENT table manners.”

The Princess:  “We’d have to invite Superman.  He could open the pickles.”

The Professor piped up “Batman would be cool because his secret identity is Bruce Wayne.”

Me:  “What does that have to do with anything?”

The Professor:  “I just like Bruce Wayne.  And Batman.”

He just really likes Batman.

He just really likes Batman.

The Princess got a very worried look on her face.  “We can’t invite ALL the Avengers, because the Hulk would smash the table.”

The Professor:  “But if we ALSO invited Green Lantern, he could make us a new table with his ring.”

The Princess:  “But all his stuff is always green.  I don’t want a new table that’s green.”

Me:  “So invite a red lantern.”

The Princess:  “How about a PINK Lantern.  I would looooooooove that!”

The Professor:  “There are no PINK Lanterns.  But there are purple ones.”

The Princess:  “*GASP*  INVITE THEM!!!!”

The Professor:  “OK, but no yellow ones, they’re evil.”

Me:  “Yes I think there probably needs to be a no supervillain rule.”

(I’m secretly sad about that one, I’d totally invite Loki to my house…)

The Professor:  “Some supervillains aren’t really that evil.  Justin Hammer can come.”

(Secretly not sad now, Sam Rockwell can come to my house any time.)

The Professor:  “I’m sure that if we invited the Green Lantern AND The Flash that they would get along very well.  And Spiderman-I would love that.”

The Princess:  “Spiderman?  Ewwwww.  He’d just walk around on the ceiling.”

The Professor:  “Thor.”

The Princess:  “No.  No one is going to smash things.  He’ll smash things with his hammer.”

(She’s really worried about this whole smashing thing, should we be concerned?)

Me:  “Don’t you remember The Dark World?  He hung his hammer up when he came in the house.”

The Princess:  “Oh yeah! I still don’t want him to come though.”

The Professor:  “Let’s invite Phil Coulson.”

Me:  “He’s not a superhero, he’s a SHIELD agent.”

The Professor:  “That’s okay.  Agents can come too.”

In the end, the Professor was realizing his worst worry might come true if we did indeed invite all of these people over to our house.  His fear:  If all of the Avengers AND the Fantastic Four came over, how would Chris Evans be both Johnny Storm AND Captain America?  Serious stuff.

And nobody suggested Iron Man or any of the X-Men, which is a shame…


Nobody invited Iron Man…

So there you have it, superheroes and SHIELD agents.  Dinner party at my house.

On the menu:  Pizza (shaped like a cat AND Captain America’s shield), Craisins, and baby carrots.  And if everyone behaves, chocolate/vanilla twist ice cream from DQ for dessert.

You’re all invited, you can even bring a guest.  That is as long as it’s not a super villain (except for Justin Hammer, you’re already invited).

Looks like I’m gonna need a bigger house.

This post is part of Finish the Sentence Friday, hosted by the following superheroes of the blogging universe:

Kate of Can I Get Another Bottle of Whine With My Morning Quiet Time?

Stephanie of Mommy, For Real

Kristi of Finding Ninee

Janine of Janine’s Confessions of a Mommyholic

And very special guest host Katia of I Am The Milk
(one of my favoritest people on the internets!)

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32 thoughts on “Guess Who’s Coming For Dinner: Conversations With Geeklings

  1. My husband totally would have picked Batman and right now my girls think Elsa is pretty much the best princess/superhero alive, so that would totally be their number one choice. Me, still a Wonder Woman girl here after all these years. So, trust me definitely not normal in out house either and wouldn’t have it any other way!! 🙂

  2. You did it! You wrote one of “those” posts and it was hilarious 🙂 Totally Steve Rogers saying “please” and “thank you” and “you choose whatever utensil you like Mrs Almond.” Poor Tony though, he can come here when you’re all eating…. I’ll send the family out for the evening 😉

  3. Loki totally isnt a supervillian anymore, man. And I would invite Coulson for sure. I’d be all over Iron Man, especially if be brought the expensive wine! I would love to live in your geeky house. Nobody gets me 😛

  4. Gah, I didn’t get the reference, lol. Just because the Flash is fast doesn’t mean that the water would heat up any faster, does it? Do things speed up in his presence? Some sort of comic con thing is going on in St. Louis this weekend. My neighbor met Lou Fehrigno (Sp?) He’s huge. Lou is, not my neighbor. lol.

  5. Normal is boring and lonely…being who you are is so much more fun. You have to let your geek flag fly…we all have geek flags and we NEED to let them fly, we need to be who we are. I so want to come over for dinner and I would happily just stare at Loki all night…sighs…..

  6. Hello favouritest person whom I love back with all my heart! Can I send my husband to live with you sometimes? I think his geekery is really underestimated and unrewarded here. I got some of the references but most of them are wasted on me, whereas he would slurp this post up (yuck, that sounded gross). I completely, completely agree with you about your comment regarding normalcy being overrated. I’ve actually said that a few times. I think that the world consists of the mainly unnormal to varying degrees (I consider myself to be one of them) and normal usually just means boring. LOVE your topic choice and the post and so glad you joined this week (my week, squeeeee!!!)

    • Send him over, but you can come too. The superheroes are very, very nice to look at. 😉

      I made it a point to join in because it was your week! I wrote the post and then thought-wait a minute, I can make this fit in with FTSF!

  7. LOL…I agree why be normal cause that just makes the world an abnormal place to live in.

    My kid would pick batman anytime of the day and it sure brightens our day around

    • LOL I’m sorry, I had to laugh at your comment. As geeky as I am, my first thought WAS Hawkeye from MASH, because I freaking love that show and I know it better than (what I call) “the arrow guy” from the Avengers. (Sorry if I offended any real geeks out there cuz I never read the comics lol)

  8. I’m not into superheroes (please don’t beat me) but I can relate to the not being normal. Normal is highly overrated and oh so boring. Ugh.

    Love the fun you guys have at your place. I have to admit this reminded me of The Big Bang Theory only with family instead of a group of friends.

    • I’m not very strong, so I don’t go around beating up people, LOL!

      I thought the same thing as I was writing this post. It’s regularly like an episode of that show here!

  9. Forget the superheroes….at our house, we’d rather have dinner with Doctor Who….any of his regenerations would be fine, but Peter Davidson, David Tennant and Matt Smith most especially.

  10. I want to come to your house for dinner please??? My son is obsessed with superheros and he doesn’t even really get them yet! Also hahah to spider man just crawling around on the ceiling. iron man though? he’s way welcome. yum.

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