What’s that infernal racket? Oh, that is the sound you’d be making if you were a fly on a wall in my house. At least that’s what the flies sound like that are currently here. Maybe YOU would be extra quiet.
Why am I talking about flies? Don’t they just fly around and buzz in your ear and get in your garbage? Au contraire-flies could very well be little spies, hanging around on your wall and getting an earful of your biznizz.
Fly on the Wall is a monthly good time, the brainchild of the lovely and very wise guardian of the baked goods Karen from Baking in a Tornado. We participants are all posting at the same time, ensuring that you will get the pleasure of seeing what goes on at not just one, but MANY houses each time. After you’re done reading my post, please click on some of the links to see what is going on in other houses around the blogosphere.
I have entitled this one “The Lame Edition”, because this last month stands to be the lamest one yet as far as fly content! Where is the funny? Where is the cuteness? What is wrong with us?
But hey flies-you’ll be loving my house this month. Thanks to an extended winter season and the destruction of our garbage receptacle by the D-O-G we have plenty of delightful things to offer our larval and adult fly population alike in our yard this month. Get your kicks in now, because by next week we should have all the trash outta here and taken to the curb. Sorry doggie, NO TRASH FOR YOU!
I’ve been spending an inordinate amount of time taking those silly quizzes on Facebook. Let me give you a quick rundown of what I have learned about myself: I’m Katherine Janeway, Captain of Voyager. I’m Bill Hader. I should join the X-Men. I’m Captain America. I’m Rainbow Brite. I’m Bambi. I’m a Lawful Neutral type person. And I should be a lifeguard at a nude beach.
Did we mention the part where I really just need to get a life? Where’s that quiz?
I’m a terrible, horrible parent.The Professor was conflict manager at recess recently and apparently was royally p.o.’d that there was no conflict. He announced that recess “sucked” because of that fact. I get why he was in trouble for it, and we talked about it, but I still found it funny. I at least waited until he was out of earshot to snicker.
Isn’t that kind of like the morale officer being mad because everyone is already happy?
Look out world, the real Sheldon Cooper is coming.
It’s a good weekend to be the Evil Genius. His birthday is Saturday. He has Good Friday off. And had part of the day before as well. And what did we spend the evening doing? Watching beer commercials on the internet. Be jealous, be very jealous of my exciting life.
I bought my first superhero shirt this week, the first one I’ve owned as an adult. I think the last one I owned was a pair of Underoos back in the 1980s. I’m finally publicly embracing my inner geek. It has the Captain America shield on it and it is AWESOME! (And if you want to embrace YOUR inner geek, I highly recommend going to see The Winter Soldier.)
The Professor: “It almost blew up my whole house! But it created some beautiful scenery!”
Ah yes, Minecraft. Everyone in my house is addicted to this game but me. Am I mental? I just do not see what’s so great about building stuff with blocks. Maybe we need to just GET SOME BLOCKS?
Where have I been these days? I’ve been writing fiction. Fiction that as of yet no one else has seen. And may never. What is so cool about fiction? The fact that you can totally control the storyline. People never grow old and never die. Oh wait, that’s the tagline for the movie Cocoon. While I love my family dearly, now that my daughter is in school all day and I am working, and they’re all playing Minecraft, the funniness does not flow like I would like it to!
So what are you waiting for? You’re just getting started getting your fill of fun, right??? Don’t forget to check out at least a couple of these lovely ladies!
http://www.BakingInATornado.com Baking In A Tornado
http://www.therowdybaker.com The Rowdy Baker
http://www.justalittlenutty.com/ Just A Little Nutty
http://themomisodes.com The Momisodes
http://spatulasonparade.blogspot.com/ Spatulas on Parade
http://followmehome.shellybean.com Follow me home . . .
http://stacysewsandschools.blogspot.com/ Stacy Sews and Schools
http://www.someoneelsesgenius.com Someone Else’s Genius
http://www.impoverishedvegan.com Impoverished Vegan
http://www.juiceboxconfession.com Juicebox Confession
http://www.gomamao.com Go Mama O