Top Ten Reasons Why I Haven’t Written In Like… Years

1. I got a dishwasher.  It’s amazing.
2.  My kids are less interesting than they used to be.
3. I decided to write Marvel fanfiction on Tumblr. (Really… true story… then I deleted the account.)
4. I got a job that took 98% of my brainpower.
5. Aliens…
6. I got depressed.  Like… really depressed…
7. Aliens…
8. Solar flares
9. Robert Downey Jr.
10. There is just no excuse

Seriously folks… it’s hard to write when you feel like nothing in your life is funny.  But sometimes there’s something that just makes you spring back to life.

Is it funny?  No it’s not.  But it drove me to write, and that’s what matters.

My son is in 7th grade and my daughter is in 4th grade.

Stay tuned… things are about to get interesting…