Confused? I was trying out the talk to text function in the Notes to try to help preserve all those precious quotes for future Fly on the Wall posts. And it was funny.
Yes that’s right people, it’s fly time again. Did you know that I spend quite a bit of time each month preparing for this moment?
But Sarah, what exactly is Fly on the Wall? And how will it make my life deeper and more meaningful?
Glad you asked, random anonymous person who kind of sounds like me. Fly on the Wall is a post putting together many of the random things that are said or done around the house that on their own wouldn’t make up a post on their own. Eleven bloggers all publish their posts at the same time with links to all the participating people so that you will get to take in all of their awesomeness in the SAME TIME PERIOD.
Hot damn. So make sure you check out some of the links at the bottom of this post.
As far as making your life deeper and more meaningful? I’m not so sure about that happening. But you will laugh…
The kids are playing legos in the next room.
The Princess: Wait! My lego guy says to wait!
The Professor: Ok, what’s his name?
The Princess: His name is Rotisserie.
(I suppose that’s better than Victoria Secret.)
The Professor: “These shorts make me better. I’m like Ezra 2.0.”
My Facebook status a little more than halfway through our week of vacation: So a week of vacation thus far: Sunday we took a trip to the zoo, yesterday we bought American cheese and cat litter, and tomorrow my husband gets an oil change. Bet you’re so jealous.
The Professor, upon hearing about Pigs in Space: This pigs in space, is that an angry birds thing?
We went to the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha. The most interesting animal name we saw was a Screaming Hairy Armadillo. No I did not take a picture, because it was dark and I couldn’t see it. Couldn’t hear it either.
I don’t have a bucket list, I have a Dixie cup list.
A good app to invent for those long car rides: A where’s the next potty app, so we how long we have to wait until we can stop and pee at an actual restroom. Somebody get on that, will ya?
Recently we decided to do something that normal people do for a change and watch Game of Thrones. Since we have it at the library we have rented it and have been watching it as we can. It’s pretty good, though I can do without the very graphic killings and whatnot (unless you live in a box, you know what I mean by the whatnot). I literally sit and watch it, ready to turn my head at a moment’s notice so I don’t see heads being sliced off/throats being cut/etc. Here are some things that have been uttered or typed on Facebook chat while watching Game of Thrones in our living room:
“I have to get off here now and go watch all the sex. Evil Genius just put Game of Thrones in.”
“I wonder if they have breast auditions.”
“This is going to end badly.”
“Hey look, it’s John Oates.”
I really have to get off of Facebook while I’m watching this, because so far I keep seeing “Everybody diiiiiiiiessssss!”
(Maybe this is where Bob’s lubed bamboo fits in?)
After arguing with my kids about the fact that they NEED to go outside and then MAKING them go outside for a bit, the thing that irks me is this: I wish someone would make ME go play outside while they do all my chores.
The Princess: “Mommy, look, the Science Center has a MOAT!” Hmmm, must be to keep unwanted science out?
Evil Genius: “I’ll take a triple shot soy vanilla latte. That’s right, that’s a man’s coffee.”
The Professor: “These sunglasses make me look like a man.”
Played slow pitch softball for the first time ever. My kids were the ones on the bleachers, biting each other on the butt. Just in case you were wondering.
Now don’t forget-go visit my other friends (yes I have those.)
http://www.BakingInATornado.com Baking In A Tornado
http://www.therowdybaker.com The Rowdy Baker
http://www.justalittlenutty.com/ Just A Little Nutty
http://themomisodes.com The Momisodes
http://spatulasonparade.blogspot.com/ Spatulas on Parade
http://followmehome.shellybean.com Follow me home . . .
http://stacysewsandschools.blogspot.com/ Stacy Sews and Schools
http://www.menopausalmom.com/ Menopausal Mother
http://www.someoneelsesgenius.com Someone Else’s Genius
http://www.gomamao.com Go Mamma O