Excellently Weird Gifts Just In Time For the Giving

You’re running out of time.  You actually HAVE money and want to buy Christmas gifts (or you think the gifts on my last post suck).  What the heck are you going to give that special someone in your life? You don’t want to wait until the last minute just to run to the gas station and steal toilet seat covers or pick up a couple of cans of soda!  Never fear, because I have spent countless hours scouring the internet, trying to find you the very best Christmas ideas.  These are actual things, because you can’t make this stuff up!  I even included links to make it THAT MUCH EASIER TO BUY THIS STUFF!!!!  Check it out:

pickleYodeling Pickle-I feel that my house is just not complete without one of these, don’t you?

hand soap

Hand Soap-Well it is for your hands.  And you could hand it to whomever you are told to give a hand to.  The possibilities here are endless…

inflatable-twisterInflatable Twister-An inflatable version?  Hmmmm… could be fun.

Moose-Poop-EarringsMoose Poop Earrings-Believe it or not, you can also get them with rhinestones in them.

fundies

Fundies-Because underwear for one isn’t enough?

unicorn horn for catsCat unicorn horn-Yeah, that’s the one thing that cats want is to be a unicorn. The cat looks so amused…

picklesoapPickle Soap-I guess if you like yodeling pickles…

beer apronBeer Belt-I don’t drink beer, but I know people who would appreciate this.  A lot.

pee and poo

Pee and Poo-Yeah you saw that right.  They can have many adventures together.

Toast-Bandages

Toast bandages-For that special person who tends to get injured, and who likes to wear toast.

Don’t worry, if you didn’t find the perfect gift there are many more resources out there to help you.  These bloggers have made their own lists.

Someone have a little one or needs ideas for baby or Mommy to be Christmas gifts?  Here is a comprehensive list from Scary Mommy.  I regret that I cannot give anyone a placenta bag this year.  Unforgettable Baby Gifts From Etsy

Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva does not disappoint.  Her third annual list includes among other things, bacon soda and beard hats.  Because what else would you wear while drinking a bacon soda?  3rd Annual Horrible Gifts for the Holidays

Luci at My Life As Lucille knows what you don’t need.  But I think the wine bra could come in useful. It could go with the beer apron.  Useless Crap No One Will Know You Want or Need

Keep this in mind, if nothing works out, I’m sure you can give out LINTIES!

Linties!  Get them while the dryer's warm!

Linties! Get them while the dryer’s warm!

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These Are A Few Of My Favorite… Blogs

Do you have the song stuck in your head?  Yes you’re welcome.

Today I wanted to take a break from my Idea Diarrhea a bit and share some of the stuff that I really like (not things I love so much I want to marry them, that’s a different post).  I read a LOT of blogs every day.  I guess I have to consider it research.  I just love to read, and give me a good story with a good laugh or two and I’m hooked.  I’m a Mom, so most of the blogs I follow are Mommy blogs, though looking at my list there are a few that are not.

So here are 15 of my fave blogs.  If I had an award to give, I would.  I’m kind of broke but I’m sure I could come up with something.  A trophy made out of homemade playdough?  A sculpture made out of old Cheerios?  A year’s supply of dryer lint?  Hurry and get yours today before the dog eats it.

Parenting, Illustrated With Crappy Pictures-I have said it before and I’ll say it again, she is so funny!  I love the illustrations she draws-it’s certainly unique.  This is the blog that more or less started it all for me.  Her sense of humor inspired me to use mine.  It’s good when funny people use their powers for good and not evil, don’t you think?

Scary Mommy-I love this site!  You will feel better that you are in good company of the not so perfect Mommies if you visit this site.  Read the Confessions IF YOU DARE!  You may very well feel much better about your parenting skills.

Attack of The Redneck Mommy– Here is one lady I really admire-she’s not afraid to be her own funny, original self.  She’s raising two teens and a child with special needs, all the while maintaining a wicked sense of humor.

Motherhood is an Art-An inside look at Motherhood to three adorable children.  Lots of good storytelling.  I can certainly relate to her!

The Domestic Goddess-Fellow redheads unite!  Marj Hatzell deals with life with the best sense of humor.  I found it by accident one night and have been a loyal follower ever since.  She’s awesome, you should read it sometime.

Dumb Little Man As it says, it’s tips for life.  It is.  Good useful stuff.

Adrea in Wonderland– Ever read one of those blogs where you think, wow, I wish this person was my friend in real life because she’s cool?

Lady Or Not…Here I Come-This one is not for the faint of heart or the easily offended by stuff that is a little, um, naughty.  She is , however, one of the best humor bloggers out there!

stark.raving.mad.mommy– I follow her on Facebook.  She posts on a lot of different sites. Good stuff!

Rants From MommylandI just recently started following this blog.  She will make you ROFLMAO.

Super Healthy Kids– I started following this blog trying to find healthy lunch ideas for my son.  I’ve had not so great luck with him, but have found some winning dishes for the other little eater in the house.  I love fun, healthy food!

Girl On The Contrary-I found this blog through the comments on a WordPress forum about humor, I believe.  I love her perspective and her observations about, well, everything.

dirtyrottenparenting– Another blog I found through a forum, and so glad I did.  Funny stuff!

Aiming Low– This is a humor blog that is a collection of a lot of different stuff from different people.  I’m hoping to be published on here sometime soon.

My Brain on Kids–  Another great funny blog about parenting (and Adam Levine)!

I hope you maybe find a new blog to love by clicking on these links!  Is there a blog that I should be reading but am not? Let me know!  Do I follow you and you follow me and you’re sad because you’re not on my list?  I love all the blogs I follow, but I don’t have room to list them all on here!   So I picked the ones I a) comment on the most b) post frequently and c) I’ve followed for more than a month.   🙂  I don’t want anyone sad (or burning down my house).   Maybe you’ll make my next list. *wink*