It’s March Which Means It’s Close To Spring End of the Week Roundup!

I'm so sick of Winter, but I'd love to have these kitties to block the drafts until Spring!

I’m so sick of Winter, but I’d love to have these kitties to block the drafts until Spring!

Yay it’s March!  Does that mean Spring is really going to come soon?  Not much to report this week, other than I have a cold so bad that I lost my voice.  It’s awfully hard to yell when you have no voice to yell with.  Oh, and I got a gym membership through work!  It’s only for a month, but it will give me something to do on my lunch breaks.

Monday  We Can’t Just Shop Like Normal People Because we aren’t normal…

Tuesday  I was working on the award post… would I lie to you?

Wednesday  Wordless Wednesday: Ice Ice Baby  and It’s Gonna Be EPIC!  Not only did I upload a fabulous icicle picture for Wordless Wednesday, I finally finished that award post!

Thursday  Theme Thursday:  Kids (Mine, Yours, Theirs)  The theme was Other People’s Kids, and I just couldn’t write it.  So I put a twist on it.

Friday  Winter Driving In Iowa:  I Need A Drink and a Clean Pair of Underwear  I lived to tell the tale, and now you can read about it!  I never got the drink, by the way.

Funny and Disturbing Search Engine Terms This Week
Miralax puns  Someone actually searched for this???

How to make a pregnant snowman  At least it wasn’t “How to get a snowman pregnant”.

Insane body  Yes, it is.

People who make boob cakes and their addresses  Ummmm…

Best Spam EVER!

Looks like I saved a life or something-HA HA!  Gotta love spam comments!  Read on:

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Enjoy your weekend, I’m outta here.  Gotta get groceries and all of that fun stuff!

Yay for March!  Yes I am well aware that leprechaun is spelled incorrectly.

Yay for March! Yes I am well aware that leprechaun is spelled incorrectly.

The Where Did My Week Go Roundup

I think I need on of these in my house.

I think I need one of these in my house.

I’m not being sarcastic about the weekend.  What a week!  And where did it go?  It seems like it was just last weekend.  That’s not necessarily a bad thing.  Three weeks in and four or five to go on the sub job.  Meanwhile, I did some writing this week:

Monday  Not So Deep Thoughts By Me  I could not form complete blog posts, therefore I shared random thoughts.  And signs.  Funny signs.

Tuesday  A Man, A Plan, And A Stache  He insists there was no plan, but there was definitely a stache.

Wednesday  Wordless Wednesday: Is Spring Here Yet?  Is it?  REALLY, is it???

Thursday  Theme Thursday-Things I Love So Much I Want To Marry Them  I rehash and update an oldie but a goodie for Theme Thursday.

Friday The Snowmaggedon That Wasn’t, And Other Unfortunate Events   We were supposed to have a monster snowstorm, but instead we got more of a muppet storm.

Favorite Posts This Week
I loved them all. You are all my favorites.

Best search engine terms this week
Molly Ringwald hates Winona Ryder  FIGHT!  FIGHT!

Did Ward Cleaver dye?  I don’t know, does he like bold colors?

poo drink Ew.

Turkish Grandpa Toilet  ?????

Regressive python song  When have I ever referred to a python in my blog?  And how is a python regressive?  Now I’m curious what song is out there about regressive pythons.

I pee my pants  There’s a song in that somehow…

I got spammed
I’m used to getting some spam comments every day, but lately they have been almost hurtful.  Telling me my blog used to be interesting but now its not in totally imperfect grammar. That’s just what I need-robot critics.  Oh, and I also got a come on to go buy some Cialis.  Let me just grab my wallet.

Next week
Before I publish this and sit down to watch the one and only NASCAR race I’ll probably get to see this year due to my no satellite situation in my house, I suppose I’ll give you a preview of what is coming up this next week.  I’d like to say that you will see genius writing flow from my laptop like you’ve never seen before.  HA HA HA-no.  I really really really cross my heart hope to die stick a needle in my eye promise to finish my award post sometime next week.  I also will tell the tale of how I almost stole someone’s child and why my husband may become a WereCat.  I’m writing a post about butts-seriously. Theme Thursday deals with O.P.K.  You’ll just have to stay tuned to find out what the heck I’m talking about, now won’t you?  Meanwhile, you enjoy the rest of your weekend and the beginning of your week, however long or short it may be.

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Can you say better late than never?  I signed up for this website MONTHS ago.  I had good intentions-I started to add this to my blog and then got distracted.  Gee, imagine that?  I am now trying harder to get myself out there, so take just a few seconds and click on the Top Mommy Blogs badge in my sidebar to vote for me on Top Mommy Blogs.  The more, the merrier!   You can vote for me once a day.  Just click and you’re done.  Visit, click, done.  How easy is that?

(I wanted to put a banner at the bottom of each post, but naturally I can’t figure out how to do it.  Advice, anyone?)

The January is Over Week in Review!

Bring on the commercials!

Bring on the commercials!

In just a few hours, we’ll be watching commercials with some football in between…

Meanwhile, as I’m waiting to get started on the snacks and get ready for my first day of work tomorrow, I’ll sum up the week:

Monday  I Broke Into A Building With Milo Ventimiglia  Some dreams are just plain weird.  This one was certainly in that category.

Tuesday The Periodic Table:  It Has Nothing to do With Your Period  My wildly unpopular post with everyone but my family.

Wednesday  Sort of Wordless Wednesday  Bliss in a 32 ounce mug.

Thursday  Theme Thursday:  Blogging  The “Themers” all sound off on blogging.

Friday Pajamas and Somewhat Unrelated News  We had a pajama day, which included an unexpected surprise.

Saturday  Liebster Love  I got the Liebster award again.  🙂

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Just because I was thinking of cat traps.

My favorite posts this week:

Mom Shaming-Failed Resolutions Edition Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva  This made me seriously LMBO!  This features several of my favorite bloggers, including a can’t miss video of Ninja Mom and her thin mint addiction.

The February Secret Subject Swap Take 1  Baking in a Tornado  My post goes up in the second round next Friday!  There are some fabulous ones in the first round that was this week!  All of the blogs that participated are linked here.

And a last minute entry-Will You Help Me Spread Some Joy It’s A Dome Life  Why have I never thought about doing this before?  Lillian over at It’s A Dome Life made nice awards to give to people, just because she enjoys their work.  This was so thoughtful, and I definitely want to spread the love here coming up.  I received the Authentic Voice award-I’ll be displaying it proudly on my blog!

Sweet!

Sweet!

Best Search Engine Terms This Week:

Girl poops while playing cello-I didn’t realize that playing string instruments doubled as a laxative.

Chris Hemsworth chocolate-Thor chocolate?  Does it come in Iron Man?

Pee&Poo Beer-I don’t understand.  Is that what is in it or is that what it makes you do?

The things google thinks you're looking for...

The things google thinks you’re looking for…

And these little comments that I had to save from my spam folder:

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Maybe I need to teach a class in how to write spam?

Coming Up next week:  I start my subbing job on Monday, but the posts will still be plentiful (because they are mostly finished).  Stuff that will be discussed, shared, etc:  How I went to jail, my body on stress, Wordless Wednesday, Valentines Day,  my very first post on the Epistolarians, AND the February Secret Subject Swap.  Have a great Superbowl Sunday and a super start to your week!

(Oh yeah, and don’t forget to vote… Funny Mom contest link HERE.)

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