The Weekly Wrap-Up: The Batamax Edition

Once?  I feel I've been there for awhile...

Once? I feel I’ve been there for awhile…

I Did Stuff This Week

Monday  I joined the cool kids over at Raised on The Radio with  I Go Back, Way Back

Wednesday  I Neglected My Toes on My Anniversary and Other Not So Interesting Stories I recounted our special weekend, gross toenails and all.

Thursday  I reblogged Pumpkin Carving: Squash Murder or Decorative Glee for your reading pleasure.  Or displeasure, depending on how much you like pumpkins.

Friday October 2013 Fly on the Wall:  The Big Dork Edition  Are you a great big dork?  You may appreciate this one.

What I Loved on the Internets This Week

I’ve been kind of sort of absent,due to multiple things going on at work and then having company this weekend so I haven’t done a lot of reading, but one post positively made me laugh so hard I had to cross my legs.  You may or may not have seen Maria Kang’s controversial picture about fitness.  Regardless of what you think about it, this is FUNNY!  Hilarious bloggers joined together with Susan of The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva to share what their excuses were on Here’s my excuse (and a bunch of others too) since you asked, Maria Kang

Best and Most Disturbing Search Terms

Movies on batamax  This is my new favorite search term, because what else would batman watch movies on…

refrigerator college I am so so glad that people are looking for refrigerator college and coming to my blog.  Really.

And just some terms that I just have no words for…

Why are there no squirrels in sweden

Chocolate and your poop

Funny computer square eyes

puncuation people

preachers that misbehave

Why does it feel like my hair is on fire when I’m smoking crack

Next Week

I will be recounting the Halloween journey in my post The Evolution of a Halloween Costume, I’ll be reviewing the book The Mother of All Meltdowns, and talking about some more of the reeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally weird dreams that I have in Get Out of My Dreams, Get Into My… Purse.  I might do some other stuff too, you just never know…

And just one more thing…

In the spirit of Halloween, Moms Who Write and Blog are having a party, a Laugh Till You  Pee Your Pants Party.  I may have mentioned it a bit this past week.  If you like funny pictures, please join us on Facebook by clicking the link!

LaughTillYouPee

Excellently Weird Gifts Just In Time For the Giving

You’re running out of time.  You actually HAVE money and want to buy Christmas gifts (or you think the gifts on my last post suck).  What the heck are you going to give that special someone in your life? You don’t want to wait until the last minute just to run to the gas station and steal toilet seat covers or pick up a couple of cans of soda!  Never fear, because I have spent countless hours scouring the internet, trying to find you the very best Christmas ideas.  These are actual things, because you can’t make this stuff up!  I even included links to make it THAT MUCH EASIER TO BUY THIS STUFF!!!!  Check it out:

pickleYodeling Pickle-I feel that my house is just not complete without one of these, don’t you?

hand soap

Hand Soap-Well it is for your hands.  And you could hand it to whomever you are told to give a hand to.  The possibilities here are endless…

inflatable-twisterInflatable Twister-An inflatable version?  Hmmmm… could be fun.

Moose-Poop-EarringsMoose Poop Earrings-Believe it or not, you can also get them with rhinestones in them.

fundies

Fundies-Because underwear for one isn’t enough?

unicorn horn for catsCat unicorn horn-Yeah, that’s the one thing that cats want is to be a unicorn. The cat looks so amused…

picklesoapPickle Soap-I guess if you like yodeling pickles…

beer apronBeer Belt-I don’t drink beer, but I know people who would appreciate this.  A lot.

pee and poo

Pee and Poo-Yeah you saw that right.  They can have many adventures together.

Toast-Bandages

Toast bandages-For that special person who tends to get injured, and who likes to wear toast.

Don’t worry, if you didn’t find the perfect gift there are many more resources out there to help you.  These bloggers have made their own lists.

Someone have a little one or needs ideas for baby or Mommy to be Christmas gifts?  Here is a comprehensive list from Scary Mommy.  I regret that I cannot give anyone a placenta bag this year.  Unforgettable Baby Gifts From Etsy

Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva does not disappoint.  Her third annual list includes among other things, bacon soda and beard hats.  Because what else would you wear while drinking a bacon soda?  3rd Annual Horrible Gifts for the Holidays

Luci at My Life As Lucille knows what you don’t need.  But I think the wine bra could come in useful. It could go with the beer apron.  Useless Crap No One Will Know You Want or Need

Keep this in mind, if nothing works out, I’m sure you can give out LINTIES!

Linties!  Get them while the dryer's warm!

Linties! Get them while the dryer’s warm!