Weekly Wrap-Up: The Lack of Funny Search Terms Edition

chex catWhere was I this week?  NOT in a box of Chex!  HA HA!

Monday The Road to Hell Is Paved With Sharpened #2 Pencils  My first post in awhile at The Epistolarians where I rant about school supply lists.  One major error occurred here-I have the wrong address in the pic I made!  Oops!

Tuesday  Twisted Mixtape Tuesday:  Movie Music  Do you know a song or two or more that you can’t help but associate with the movie?  I know a bit about that!

Wednesday  Go Ahead, Roll It Over  I guest posted at Menopausal Mother for her Wacky Wednesday Writers series.

Thursday  Priceless Mom Moments:  It’s Okay to Surrender to Big Sparkly Shoes  I’m never sure if my moments are more priceless or worthless.  Click on the link to see what the heck I’m talking about!

Friday  The Totally Tubular Story of Tie-Dye Girl and Her Amazing Rubber Chicken It’s that Secret Subject Swap again.  Hmmm… Sooner or later they are going to have to learn how to keep me out of this!

Best and Most Disturbing Search Terms

I am sad to report that there really aren’t any that aren’t more funny than they are disturbing.  It’s a sad day!

Next Week

Make sure you go to Moms Who Write and Blog to see the link to our Laugh Til You Pee Your Pants Halloween Party! 

Monday-I make my debut on Raised on the Radio!

Tuesday-Twisted Mixtape Tuesday:  Uncomfortable songs.  I’m so sad I can’t find the clip of JD from Scrubs when he says “Uncomfortable”.  It would be so perfect for this!

Wednesday and/or Thursday-I hope to share my story of the week I went away!

Friday-Fly on the Wall.  Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

It’s another week of madness at the library (lots of programming stuff going on), so anything I post will be extra special!  I hope your week is filled with nothing but goodness and fun!

Mmmmmm.... leg...

Mmmmmm…. leg…

Support Groups for Bloggers That Don’t Exist That Really Should

Wonder what this group's name would be?

This cartoon just cracks me up!

Do you remember my post about Procrastination Support Groups?  Most people don’t, but it was one I had written some time ago that made me laugh hysterically as I wrote it and perhaps made two other people in the world laugh.  You can read the link HERE if you wish.

I’m in a couple of different groups for bloggers that help me tremendously.  I started thinking as I chatted with Kate of Can I Get A Bottle of Whine With My Morning Quiet Time one evening.  It suddenly came to me-what if there were actual support groups that bloggers could join if they needed help with certain things?  And it went downhill from there…

Having technical issues with your blog?  Don’t understand how it all works?
Never fear, you can join B.U.T.T.S-Bloggers Undergoing Tremendous Technical Stress

Or this one:  W.H.A.T.-Writers Helping Acute Technophobes

Tired of spam? Then this group is for you!
B.R.A.S.-Bloggers Rallying Against Spammers

Are you sick of reading blogs by people who slept through English class?
I could so join this one in a heartbeat:
C.A.G.S-Crimes Against Grammar and Spelling.

Are you one of those people and are admittedly in need of help?  How about joining R.A.W.M.E.A.T.-Read And Weep, My Editing is Always Dreadful

Spending too much time blogging?  Then you need a support group!
I.N.E.E.D.B.I.B.S-I Never Eat, Excrete, or Dream Because I’m Blogging Seriously

AND there are some that sadly just need to join this group.
B.O.O.B.S-Bloggers Obviously Only Being Stupid.

What support group do you think you need to join?  Don’t you think the world would be a better place if these actually existed?

This may very well be taking place in my front yard very soon.

This is what happens when you don’t find good support.

In my pain induced haze, I didn’t realize that my ranty post about shrinking clothing was being featured today over at The Epistolarians.  Please come over and read A Rant on the Disappearance of Clothing in America by moi.  Now enough about me, I’m going to go ice my neck.

Better Late Than Never

late catAs usual, I’m late to the party.

Today I have a post being featured at The Epistolarians.  The whole idea last month was to write a post about luck.  Here I promised, cross my heart and hope to die stick a needle in my eye, that I would write one and then got seriously busy as stuff happened with the sub position.  So naturally I submitted it at the very last minute, and now it’s going up in April.  On tax day.  Happy tax day by the way.

Yes this is the first everyone is hearing about it, because ADD me wasn’t paying attention to the schedule!

What’s an Epistolarian?  It has nothing to do with an epistiotomy (which was my original thought when I first laid eyes on the name of the group.)  I was a stalker of them for quite some time before I contacted them and offered to do things like walk across a hot bed of coals and eat fire and stuff like that.  I’ve now been a member for a few months now.  I am constantly amazed by the talent of the people I come into contact with in the blogsphere, and this group of women is no exception!  These are smart, sassy women who aren’t afraid to speak their mind about things that they feel strongly about.  Me being the shrinking violet that I am, I sometimes think that there could have been a mistake, and any minute I’ll get my Epistolarian writing privileges revoked!  So far, so good, they’ve let me stay.  I’m so glad that they did.

So grab a cup of coffee and head over there to read my somewhat rambling and maybe even a bit entertaining story about luck in my life.  Then stick around and check out some of the other posts by the awesome women who contribute. You won’t regret it!

Click on this link to read:   “I Love It When A Plan Comes Together”.


PS-There’s a naughty word in it.  I don’t usually use naughty words…