I Want YOU! (But Not in a Gross Weird Way)

Not this kind of deal, though you could do it from the comfort of your bedroom...

Have I got a deal for you.  Not this kind of deal, though you could do it from the comfort of your own bedroom…

Hey you.  Yes, you.  You there who blogs.  Got ideas going through your head?  Do you want to expose some new people to your writing?  Did you accidentally find this blog just now and wonder if I am some sort of stalker/insane/creepy person?

For those who answered yes to the first two questions above, have I got a deal for you!

You see, I’m going on vacation.  I’m not physically GOING anywhere.  With the sub job and life in general I’m wanting to take some time off.  The week of March 18th-22nd is Spring Break here, and it just may very well kill me.  I will not be posting my own blog posts that week.  Instead I want to offer up an opportunity to all of you.  I’m looking for a few people to guest blog that week.  I’ve done one guest post myself, but personally have never had a guest blogger before.  Unfortunately, I can’t offer any sort of compensation for this (what you think they PAY me to do this? HA HA HA HA)  I would be willing to send you a sucker through the mail, maybe even a gold star.  🙂

Let me know if you are interested, and we’ll set something up.  You can blog about whatever you wish, as long as it is funny and is relatively clean-I say this because as a Mom I want this blog to be one that kids can read over your shoulder and not spark any uncomfortable discussions.  After all, my son is the one who at age four saw an email from a friend and wanted to know what the f word meant!

So think about it.  You know where to find me!  Coming up this next week I’ll be blogging about my return to the gym, petrified poop, parenting, and the next installment of the Secret Subject Swap.  In addition, my husband is about to embark on a long project at work that is so involved  we may never see him again.  It’s going to be a busy week!

And just in case you don’t know what I’m referring to, here is the clip that the picture refers to.  Maybe I take back the whole being clean thing after all…

SNL Velvet Jones School of Technology

True story.

True story.