Did you hear the news? Crystal Ponti of Mommifried gathered together some terrifically talented bloggers to write a compilation! Isn’t that exciting? I thought so, especially since I know several of the ladies that are in it!
But hey, this isn’t just any anthology. This is a book about that point. The adult version of a tantrum. Something that I have referred to in the past as a “hissy fit”. An incident that I’m sure I’ve had in the past, but the details are blurry because I’ve most likely repressed it to the deepest darkest corners of my little mind.
Ironically, after I wrote those words this very week that I am publishing this review, I had a meltdown of my very own. Only mine was in private where there were no witnesses. I sat in my car and bawled my eyes out and thought for sure there for a little while there that my whole world was going to come crashing down. My trigger? Not really any specific thing, other than maybe PMS, lack of sleep, crabby kids, and my sixth sense alarming me to the fact that it was going to snow. In October. Not cool…
I just had to share that.
So what about this book?
Why should you read this book? So you too can have that “meltdown connection” with people just like me and you! Because we all have those moments, because we are all HUMAN (unless you are an extraterrestrial who is reading my blog, then kindly disregard that remark.) Here is a little tease of some of stories in the book:
Lisa Witherspoon of The Golden Spoons reveals how her first mommy meltdown occurred just hours before she even became a mommy. She also sums up some of the most epic celebrity meltdowns of all time.
Danielle Herzog of Martinis and Minivans discloses how being in denial of being pregnant can make you look like a shoplifter.
Dana Hemelt of Kiss My List discovers that there really is crying at Disneyworld, as well as provides a handy manual of what to do to recover from your epic meltdown.
Melissa Swedowski of Home on Deranged includes a practical guide on what to do if you are faced with a meltdown of your very own (I took notes), and spins a harrowing yarn of her “food emergency” while pregnant and out with an impatient (and hungry) nine month old.
Debra Cole of Urban Moo Cow relives the time that a hat set her off. It’s usually unmatched socks that do me in!
Kristi Campbell of Finding Ninee shares that perhaps “soccer tots” is not all it’s cracked up to be.
Rachel Demas of Tao of Poop gave me an earworm with her unplanned rendition of “Turn the Crib Around…” (Think Gloria Estefan… YES! Got the earworm now?) A bonus story doles out excellent advice when dealing with a child taken from her experiences in the “trenches” of elementary school.
Norinne Dworkin-McDaniel of Science of Parenthood explains what exactly Lego Stress Land is. And shockingly it has nothing to do with stepping on legos without protection!
Karen Blessing of Baking in a Tornado tells the tale of when her son got in trouble with the video feature on his phone, though not in the way that one might necessarily expect.
Chris Carter of The Mom Cafe recalls the time that multitasking failed her when it came to finished grilled cheese sandwiches.
Marcia Kester Doyle of Menopausal Mother shows the stress relief benefits that a bag of powdered sugar can provide!
Like other blogger anthologies, I not only enjoyed stories by my beloved favorites, but also introduced me to quite a few bloggers that I hadn’t yet had the pleasure of reading! This book features a total of thirty stories. If you do the math, oh, never mind… Let’s just say that’s an unbelievable amount of talent in one place. So much that if I tried to share something from each one this post would be terribly long. Regardless, I want to make sure that everyone involved is mentioned. I included links to everyone’s blog. You know, because you want to visit EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! 😉
Anne Marie Gubenko of Tidbits from the Queen of Chaos
Alexa B of No Holding Back
C. Lee Reed of Helicopter Mom and Just Plane Dad
Natasha Peter of Epic Mommy Adventures
Tamara Bowman of Tamara (Like) Camera
Rabia Lieber of The Liebers
Nicole Goodman of Work in Sweats Mama
Michelle Nahom of A Dish of Daily Life
Ginnie Marie of Lemon Drop Pie
Stephanie Farley of Crayon Marks and Tiger Stripes
Melissa Galileo of Completely Eclipsed
Jennifer Barbour of Another Jennifer
Angela Keck of Writer Mom’s Blog
Marie Bollman of Make Your Own Damn Dinner
Jennifer West of PinkWhen
Andrea Moore of BeQuoted
Kristin Daukas of Four Hens and a Rooster
To learn more about the book visit The Mother of All Meltdowns, the website. And coming soon, The Mother of All Meltdowns, the action figures! (Yeah I totally made that last part up, but wouldn’t that be super cool?)
So what are you waiting for? Don’t walk, RUN to your nearest computer and GET THIS BOOK! Oh wait, you probably are already in front of a computer if you’re reading this!
I was not compensated in any way to write this review, unless you count that whole good karma coming my way thing… However if you really liked my review I DO like dark chocolate and wine…