Welcome to this month’s installment of Fly on the Wall brought to you by Karen of Baking in a Tornado and all things funny. “What’s this?” You might ask. It’s snippets of everyday life compiled into one post. Sometimes funny, sometimes touching, and always interesting. These posts are all published simultaneously in a group format-so don’t run away when you’re done here. Keep going all the way to the bottom, and check out some of my fellow flies and their doo doo.
Is it wrong to run in the room and yell “Kill! KILL ALL THE THINGS!” and then run out when your husband is playing Skyrim? Asking for a friend.
************************************************
Me: What are you guys going to do this afternoon?
The Professor: I want to go play pretend some more with my new character I created. He’s a ninja turtle and his name is Adam.
The Princess: Me too, my new character is Victoria Secret.
You can’t make this stuff up, people. And I should probably start buying my underwear and bras at Target…
*************************************
The Princess, upon seeing the commercial for those stupid Teddy Tanks: I WANT THAT!!!!
Me: You want everything.
The Princess: I changed my mind about everything else. I just want that.
Today I was told by a little boy I have superpowers. Not sure what they are yet, but I’ll take it.
**********************************************
Evil Genius: Do we have any chili?
Me: Yes… but I don’t know if you’re going to like it. I got it to try, it’s from Aldis.
Evil Genius: It’s probably not made with real meat, probably made of people.
It’s chili, dear, not Soylent Green…
*********************************************
Me to The Princess: Don’t forget the zoo is coming to the library tomorrow.
The Princess: Oooo! Will they bring animals?
Me: Yes, but I can’t remember off the top of my head what they’re bringing.
The Princess: Ohhhh! Maybe they will bring a giraffe!
Me: Now how would they get a giraffe up here (our local zoo is almost an hour away)?
The Princess: Maybe if he was taking a nap?
***************************************************
I’ve decided that summer vacation is just one really long argument with my kids. The topic may change, but the arguing just goes on and on…
The Professor: What actor has been in most of the movies?
Me: Which movies?
The Professor: Most of the movies.
Me: Like a certain series or something?
The Professor: No, I mean most of the movies.
Me: You mean like most of all of the movies ever made?
The Professor: Yeah.
Me: Oh, I can’t even begin to answer that question.
The Professor: Well whoever it is, that’s my favorite actor.
(Later he recanted and said it was Robert Downey Jr and the guy that did the voice of Emmet in the LEGO movie.)
Both kids got to get their picture taken with their dream car at the car show on the fourth of July. Naturally they wanted to see their pictures right away. Me being the former teacher I tried to make this a teachable moment.
Me: “You know when your dad and I were kids, we didn’t get to see the pictures immediately. We had to send them off to be developed, IN THE MAIL. And had to wait for them to come back in the mail.”
Evil Genius: “We had to wait WEEKS!”
Both kids: *GASP*!
Funny how as soon as the mom returns to the house that the children are suddenly starving.
****************************************************
The Princess, coming down the stairs with her porcelain tea set. “Would you like some coffee?”
Me: “Sure.”
The Princess: “Would you like creamer or sugar or both in your coffee?”
Me: “Both.”
The Princess: “Would you like some dessert to go with your coffee?”Me: “Why not?”
The Princess, watching me drink my pretend coffee and eat my pretend dessert. “By the way, I put butter in the coffee.”
Must be a Paula Deen recipe.
I put this one in here just for Karen… Note to spammers to help you improve the efficiency of your spamming: Putting the word SCAM in your description kind of defeats the purpose.
*****************************************************
Evil Genius: I just had Mexican stuff on hot dog buns. It’s kind of like laundry day for food. (The day before grocery day…)
Now you promised… go buzz on over to the other doo doo…
http://www.BakingInATornado.com Baking In A Tornado
http://www.justalittlenutty.com/ Just A Little Nutty
http://themomisodes.com The Momisodes
http://spatulasonparade.blogspot.com/ Spatulas on Parade
http://thesadderbutwisergirl.com The Sadder But Wiser Girl
http://followmehome.shellybean.com Follow me home . . .
http://stacysewsandschools.blogspot.com/ Stacy Sews and Schools
http://www.menopausalmom.com/ Menopausal Mother
http://www.gomamao.com Go Mama O
http://www.kimulmanis.com Kim Ulmanis
http://dates2diapers2.blogspot.com Dates 2 Diapers 2
http://dinoheromommy.com/ Dinosaur Superhero Mommy
http://www.someoneelsesgenius.com Someone Else’s Genius
http://batteredhope.blogspot.com Battered Hope