While many of you were out enjoying the great weather earlier this week, I was lying face down on a table. Doesn’t that sound like fun?
It was actually means to an end. The beginning of finally getting some relief for the literal pain in my neck. Since nothing that I have been prescribed has worked thus far, I ended up getting sent to get physical with the physical therapist.
Ironically, I started physical therapy this time exactly five years ago to the day I first had physical therapy at that same facility. I had my tiny baby little girl in her carrier and an adorable three year old boy accompanying me back then. This was when I could barely walk without excruciating pain and had a horrible pain in the neck. Now I have two adorable and curious elementary school aged children who asked a lot of questions with me, and a neck and head that throbbed when I blinked.
I filled out paperwork. I squeezed stuff. I got smacked with one of those things they test your reflexes with. I got pushed and prodded and got my head almost yanked off of my body. I got some great deep tissue massage.
Meanwhile, my children were so good they were practically little angels. This may have something to do with the fact that they thought I was going to have electroshock therapy or something like that. No, dear children, the TENS machine does NOT deliver electric shocks. Apparently that is what my son took from the conversation we had the previous night about what physical therapy actually was.
Both children stared at me with wide eyes the whole session, whispering to one another and looked quite a bit worried. At the end when she hooked up the electrodes to me The Professor started jabbering a billion miles a minute. He wanted to know what exactly was going to come out of those things. The therapist was great, explaining everything that she was doing and how it all worked. Even then, they didn’t relax until she turned it on and I didn’t even react, or started smoking or anything interesting like that.
I have to go for at least a few more times. Next time I need to take a notebook, because I forgot pretty much everything she told me by the time I got home. Something about C1 and C2 (which disappointingly has nothing to do with cookies). Use cold instead of heat. Something about a something something muscle in my back. I was given three exercises to do every day at home.
Oh-and I was told no more blogging on the couch.
In other words I need to stop being so lazy. I need to sit in a chair at a table or desk with the computer at a certain height. While sitting on my couch with my laptop most likely did not cause the problem, it certainly isn’t helping!
So I carried the desk from the bedroom down the stairs and set myself up for blogging in the living room where I could keep an eye on both kids. I found the fold up chair with the padded seat and back, but since I have to keep my elbows at a 90 degree angle I also have to sit on pillows.
Guess what? I hate it.
I can’t concentrate. I’m certainly not comfortable. I’m not inspired. My back hurts. Add the pounding headache that I’ve had all day and it’s SUCH a good time. I have posts scheduled for other people that I need to write. This with the realization that I haven’t written much that can be considered actual humorous writing lately makes me a bit frantic.
Who knew that I was really that lazy? I’ve always known that desk work isn’t my thing, but it’s necessary. I need to channel my inner couch so I can have some inspiration to write funny things.
What do you do when you need inspiration? How do you make the best of a situation that isn’t ideal for you?