It’s not that I don’t love you all, but the paying job and those people !known as a family have had to take priority. And hey, my house was clean for almost a week!
This is what I’ve done lately, which hasn’t been much. You might be bored, or curious, or have nothing better to do than to peruse these posts, which is totally okay with me!
This Past Week
The 80s Child Thinks of Christmas–Relive your childhood through my reblog!
Might As Well Face It, I’m No Robert Palmer-It’s Twisted Mixtape Tuesday, the addiction edition.
Flaming Pillow Pets and Other Christmas List Nos-Here I was totally out of the blogging habit, and I got sucked back in by the idea of this post. Some blogging friends and I vent about things that we don’t want our kids to get this Christmas, carnival style. Even if you don’t want to read about combustible pillow pets, scroll down to the bottom of my post and check out the other bloggers’ Christmas item vetoes.
Ode To The Baking Queen-If you are familiar at all with The Secret Subject Swap or Fly on the Wall, you’ve probably heard about Karen of Baking in a Tornado. Someone had a brilliant idea to do an Advent calendar of sorts just for her, and I got Friday the 13th to share something with her. I wrote her a song, sort of.
Previously on the Sadder But Wiser Girl
And recently… okay maybe not so recently:
Let It Snow: The Blogging Conference That Really Should Have Happened in a Snowstorm-My prompt for the Secret Subject Swap was whether I’d rather be on an island alone with all the amenities or trapped in a snowstorm for a week with my favorite people. Obviously the title gives it away!
Christmas, Christmas, CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Twisted Mixtape Tuesday, Christmas Style!
Fly on the Wall November 2013: The Princess Edition II-Everything entertaining that the Princess has said and done recently. This should really have a laugh track.
Football, Food and Fashion Sense-Once again I make brilliant observations and even learn some things from a football game. It won’t happen again, promise.
Twisted Mixtape Tuesday: Tell Me A Story! Songs that tell a story. My idea, thank you very much!
Best and Most Disturbing Search Terms
Now what you’re really been waiting for… trust me, I’ve been totally saving them up for you! Apparently while I was on my little hiatus people were totally wondering about their bodily functions:
yo I p! Yo I do 2!
troi cake, or even better, deanna troi underwear Get both and you can eat your cake AND wear her underwear too.
fat unicorns farting rainbows Don’t discriminate, what about the skinny ones?
what does glue do to your poop? People look this stuff up?????
where do unicorns poop? Now I want to know too.
Why am I not pooping glitter? Because you need more fiber?
John Cusack headband I just.can’t.imagine.
What aisle is pudding in at Target? Again, people look this stuff up?????
antibacterial lotion This seems normal compared to the other stuff. Now I have to find out why this leads to my blog!
This Next Week
I’ll roll out some sort of Christmas related reblog from back when I had more time and more ambition to write stuff!
There will beTwisted Mixtape Tuesday- it’s another dealer’s choice, a free for all, an opportunity for us to share whatever the heck we feel like! So I will share WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE!
Fly on the Wall-Another invitation for you to come into my house and try to figure out how I have yet to actually go nuts.
Cherish this time, because WHO KNOWS when I’ll write enough to actually be able to post another one of these wrap-ups! It’s a busy, busy time of year.
But I will share one thing. Take a looksie: